Brucie & Paulie

As much as I love going to big outdoor concerts in my home town, I often find that many people aren't very focused on the actual music being played on stage.. or the band, for that matter.
Quite a puzzling phenomenon. 🤔
Sorry about the all-Norwegian text in the captions, but this essentially depicts off-topic, nonsensical chatter from the crowd.. including:
-Hey, who are those two guys on stage? How'd they get up there?
-Would you shoot a selfie of myself and the security guard, please?
-Cheers!
_Hey Joe, how are ya? I didn't see you at the Stones concert?

(Photoshop)